6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(via withthebasics)

vituperations:

Omg two of my favorite things

vituperations:

Omg two of my favorite things

(Source: gipsyvibes)

(via jamjars)

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

(via cladimir)

mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

image

Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

(via tumboner)

vivianvivisection:

straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.

the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.

(via cladimir)

Drugs become addictive the day you decide to use it to fill the gaps in your heart instead of using it for short entertainment.

(Source: theonion, via pauladeenandporn)

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via toasterwafflequeen)

filharmagic:

fetishization of homosexuality? you mean…

you mean how lesbian porn is shot and directed towards men?

and in 90% of media that has the decency to show a lesbian relationship a character unironically finds it sexy and we’re supposed to laugh and agree with that character?

and how the representation of girl on girl relationships is so underdeveloped because many consider lesbians to be a taboo?

OH NO YOU MEAN A TEENAGE GIRL WROTE JOHNLOCK FANFICTION OH WELL IN THAT CASE.

(via toasterwafflequeen)

i-am-silent-sky:

I’m sorry…Moon Moon made me do it.

i-am-silent-sky:

I’m sorry…Moon Moon made me do it.

blissbeau:


triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

This hit me like a fucking train

blissbeau:

triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

This hit me like a fucking train

(via peyoteseed)

dr-ank:

hell fucking yeah

dr-ank:

hell fucking yeah

(Source: celestinevibes, via s-mple)

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